[humor] cos dla panow (linki, fotki...)

[Mecenas]

TYLKO dla panow (http://www.axefeather.com/index_pop.aspx?referred=&country=uk)
podziwiam
1) pania
2) animacje
3) wspaniały smiech i głos
4) aaa - jak ktos wie o co chodzi ;)

[Łapek]

Fajne hehe. Ta zakładka dla panów może sie rozwinie :]

[Mecenas]

tylko trzeba by dla pan zablokowac bo zapewne jak zobacza ze tylko dla panow topierwsze sie beda przeciskac

[AniracK]

:roll:

no ok... ale w takim razie coś dla pań teraz... :P zeby nie bylo dyskryminacji :P

[Sparkling Cocktail]

Hmmmmmm .... Jak to Przemek powiedział mozemy rozwinąc dział ... a własciwe Topic ...

1. http://www.girlsandgames.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=313
2. www.skins.be ---- polecam !!! :P :P

[Mecenas]

mam troche podobnych tylko boje sie podawac linkow do shackowanych płaych servisów...
obawiam sie ze moze byc to za ostre ja na to forum...
ale jak cos to zapraszam na PW podam blizsze namiary... zreszta wszystko jest na "foremce"

[Kudlacz]

shajse mnie w pracy nie chca sie te stronki otwierac chyba mam jakis bardzo anty-kobieci komputerek w tej pracusi :P:P ale podziwiac bede w domku :P

[AniracK]

miało być cos dla pań TERAZ GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

[rumianko]

no fajne hehe jak macie to dajcie jeszcze ;-) ;-) ;-)

[Sparkling Cocktail]

miało być cos dla pań TERAZ GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

Dla Pań to ja moge Swoją fotke dać !!!!! :wink: :wink: :wink:

[marecek]

Hehehe, tak się akurat złożyło, że ja też mogę Twoją fotkę "dla pań" dać :] Bo akurat tu jakieś mam :) :) :) Jeszcze z ciut dłuższym włosiem na głowie :) :)

[kelly]

Panowie tak się składa że panie tu też są ( ja i karina :P ) więc albo dajecie coś dla pań albo sio mi z takimi topocami :) :P

[AniracK]

ja i Ty i jeszcze psyche i malunia i Jolanta P., masaqra, keiko i monissia

wiec jest juz nas CONAJMNIEJ 8 :x :x :mad:

[Sparkling Cocktail]

Hehehe, tak się akurat złożyło, że ja też mogę Twoją fotkę "dla pań" dać :] Bo akurat tu jakieś mam :) :) :) Jeszcze z ciut dłuższym włosiem na głowie :) :)


NIe nie NIe ..... wiesz ... moze nie .. raczej ,,, nie ..... stanowczo nie .............. PROSZE NIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ja moge dac Fotki .. ale bardziej terazniejsze ... wiesz ....

NIe Rob tego raz jeszcze prosze

[ Dodano: 29-01-2005, 14:59 ]
ja i Ty i jeszcze psyche i malunia i Jolanta P., masaqra, keiko i monissia

wiec jest juz nas CONAJMNIEJ 8 :x :x :mad:

HEJ !!!

Mozecie sobie założyc Topic Dla Kobiet ... ... nie wiedze problemu

[kelly]

Hej no bez takich mi tu :P Bo poprosimy marecka o twoje fotki :)) :)) :)) :P

[AniracK]

foty foty fotyyyy :P :P :P :twisted: :twisted:

[marecek]

Coś dla panów:
http://206club.net/media/panna.jpg

Jedyna hostessa na expo, która miała się czym pochwalić (bynajmniej nie chodziło tu o twarz). Nawet moja druga połowa zwróciła uwagę na te nogi... :] :lol:

[kelly]

A głowy ona nie miała?????

[Mecenas]

po co jej głowa skoro ma takie nogi??

[kelly]

no tak .... i stoi z takim ładnym platfusem ...

[Mecenas]

prosze to dla pan (http://jobejt.spymac.net/manifest.swf)
panowie zgadzacie sie z tym??

[marecek]

Buhahahahhaha !!! "Nie ma najmniejszego sensu pytać o czym myślę ..." :lol: :D

Ja się zgadzam, w 100% :) Popieram, za i przed. :]

[AniracK]

prosze to dla pan (http://jobejt.spymac.net/manifest.swf)
panowie zgadzacie sie z tym??

stare, przechodzone i juz dawno niesmieszne.... moze cos lepszego?

[Mecenas]

wiedziałem ze wam czy jak kto woli nam sie spodoba
czekam na reakcje pan....

[ Dodano: 29-01-05, 21:03 ]
nic innego nic nowego tylko to... cała prawda tylko prawda... nic dodac nic ujac

[AniracK]

A głowy ona nie miała?????


:lol: :lol: :lol: a od kiedy głowa to centrum zainteresowań pań? :P

[kelly]

Prezentacje znamy :)

[Janus]

Marecek, na Twoich fotkach co ciekawsze nogi są bez głowy - jakas mania?? :P
Chocby ta pani (http://max.iem.pw.edu.pl/~kuzminsm/expo2005/50.jpg) co siedzi na escorcie :D

[Mecenas]

to moze Panie skomentuja to (http://149.156.124.15/eBook_PL_Twoja_Kobieta_Instrukcja_ogslugi.pdf)

[marecek]

Mecenas, chcesz wojny widze :] :D :P Chłopie, za tydzień zostaniesz tu sam na sam z moderatorką, a już sobie podkopujesz.... ona Ci nie da spokoju za takie zagrywki :] :P :)

Janus, zdjęcia "Car Babes" będę robił jak będzie coś wartego ustrzelenia. Tam poza tymi dwiema parami fajnych nóg, które widzisz, nie warto... a głowy nie fotografowałem, bo psuje efekt... tak to chociaż można sobie wyobrazić, że jak nogi ładne, to może i coś wyżej... :]

[AniracK]

ma chlopak farta ze mi sie nie chce tego wszystkiego czytac :P

ale chce to bedzie miał ;) :P

[kelly]

hahahaha dooobre :P

[Mecenas]

nie boje sie kobiet... ani moderatorek :mec

[AniracK]

zawsze jest czas zeby zacząć :P

[dziacial]

Nie mowcie tego w domu (do kobiet) :)

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one
talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher:
have you seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth
tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride
you all day long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther
for that thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by
morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
2 2. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom
floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been
drinking?
31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we
could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like
pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without
me.
34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this
cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet
clothes.

[ Dodano: 03-02-2005, 01:36 ]
I jeszcze troszku po amerykansku i przestaje :D


Things NOT To Say During Sex

Is that smell coming from you?
You're so much like your sister....
Your mom's cute.
What's your name again?
Do i have to be here in the morning?
But everybody looks funny naked!
You woke me up for that?
Did I mention the video camera?
Do you smell something burning?
A little rug burn never hurt anyone!
Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
Can you please pass me the remote control?
Do you accept Visa?
On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
(using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
Do you get any premium movie channels?
Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
Got any penicillin?
But I just brushed my teeth...
I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
I think you have it on backwards.
When is this supposed to feel good?
Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
You're good enough to do this for a living!
Is that blood on the headboard?
Did I remember to take my pill?
Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
I wish we got the Playboy channel...
I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
No, really... I do this part better myself!
It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
This would be more fun with a few more people..
Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
You look younger than you feel.
Perhaps you're just out of practice.
You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
Now I know why he/she dumped you...
Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
What tampon?
Have you ever considered liposuction?
And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
What are you planning to make for breakfast?
I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
Are those real or am I just behind the times?
Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
Is that a hanging sculpture?
You'll still vote for me, won't you?
Did I mention my transsexual operation?
I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
Did you come yet, dear?
I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
Does this count as a date?
Hic! I need another beer for this please.
I think biting is romantic- don't you?
Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like...
Woman: Yourself?
Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.
Sorry but I don't do toes!
You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer".
So that's why they call you MR. Flash!
Is this a sin too?
Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
Long kisses clog my sinuses...
Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
You mean you're NOT my blind date?
Is it in?
That's it?
You've got to be kidding me.
(phone rings) hello? oh nothing and you?
Do i have to pay for this?
Do i have to call you tomorrow?
Oh momma, momma!
Oh dadda, dadda!
You look better in the dark. 11)i thought that goes in the other hole....
Don't tell my husband/wife.
You have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it).
This sucks.
Can you finish now? i have a meeting...
I hope you don't expect a raise for this...
I think you might get the job for this.
Damn! is that all you know what to do.
Did I tell you, i have herpes?
Hurry up, the games about to start.
zzzzzzzzzzzz.
Are you trying to be funny?
Can i have a ride home after this?
By the way, i want to break up.
Haven't you ever done this before?
Wow!! i've never seen those before (then grope wildly).
Do you know what some female spiders do after sex?
A second time? i barely stayed awake the first time!
You're about as good as a 9 year old, and i should know!!
Can we order a pizza?
I think my dad is listening at the door.
Smile for the camera, honey!!!
Take off that damn monkey glove!!
Get your hand out of there!!
I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
I knew you wore a padded bra!!
Cover me boys, I'm going in!!!
DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
Fire one!
God, that is small!!
Hold on, let me change the channel...
Who smells like fish?
Is it o.k. if my mom (and/or dad) joins in?
Your best-friend does it much better.
Hurry up, the motor's runnin'.
You're fogging up the wind-sheild.
Can i borrow 5 bucks?
What the hell noise was that?!
Stop moaning, you sound so stupid.
Shut up, bitch! (worse if the girl says it)
You know, you're not really attractive.
I'm sorry, i was not listening.
What, oh yea, i love you too, now let me concentrate!!
Stop interrupting me!!
I have to take a crap.
Did i leave the iron on?
Your breath is funky.
It's ok honey, i can imagine that its bigger.
God i wish you were a real woman.
Why can't you ever shave your legs?
By the way, when i drove over here, i ran over your dog....
Oh susan, susan... i mean donna.... shoot.
Your breast milk is like my mom's....
You're hairy!!
Is it o.k. if i never see you again?
Did I forget to tell you I got worms from my cat?
Don't make that face at me!
All of a sudden i have a headache.
You're boring.
How much do i owe you?
How come we each have a penis?
Of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'll kill me!
Just use your finger, its bigger.
Does your family have to watch?
We'll try again later when you can satisfy me too.
Get off me, i'll do it myself!!!!
You're as soft as a sheep, inside and out.
The only reason i'm doing this is because i'm drunk.
My mom taught me this.....
How cute... peach fuzz!
Damn girl! My breasts are bigger than yours!
Should i ask why you're bleeding?
This is my pet rat, larry....
I haven't had this much sex since i was a hooker!
I was once a woman...
Wanna see me take out my glass eye?
No i don't love your mind, i can't grab that!!
Is it o.k. if i tell my friends about this?
I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
You wanted me to use a condom?
You're no better than my brother!!
Mooooo!!
Fire in the hole!!!
I wanna see how many quarters i can fit in there.
Hurry up, i'm late for a date.
OK start...oh! that feels so... YOU'RE DONE??!!
I'm out of condoms, can i use a sock?
Don't squirm, you'll spill my beer.
Did i tell you where my cold sore came from?
(Start reciting the 10 commandments).
I think I just crapped on your bed.
Of course I don't love you.
Let me spell it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h m-i-n-t.

[AniracK]

a propos tego "nie mowcie tego do kobiet" - nie zgodze sie :P za niektore (i repeat: NIEKTÓRE!!!) wcale bym sie nie obraziła :P

przez resztę "przykazań łóżkowych" nie udało mi sie przebrnąc - dojechałam do 1/3 :P

( "Just use your finger, its bigger" O jaaaaaaaaa :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: )

nieeeeee nie czytam tego juz :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: "Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?"

[marecek]

Chyba nawet wiem o których tekstach mówisz :)
"(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes". :]
ale z całą pewnością chciała byś usłyszeć "But everybody looks funny naked!"
:P :D :lol:

no i prawdy życiowe się zawarły :
beauty is only a light switch away :p tru tru :P

[Janus]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? :P

[AniracK]

hmmm no ja miałam na mysli bardziej "romantyczny" :P podpunkt: 8.... ? :P no ewentualnie 18 :P :P :P

[kelly]

:)) :)) :)) :)) doooobre, nie ma to jak humor edukacyjny hahahahahahahaha

[Mecenas]

Who smells like fish?
to mnie przeraziło

[marecek]

sorry, że odświerzam starocia, ale patrzcie na to: (dziewczyny - NIE PATRZEĆ!)
"oswiadczam sie Tobie i Twoim posladkom, wyjdzicie.... tzn. wyjdz za mnie!"
http://www.pupa.abc.pl/
Ja do tej pory nie mogę uwierzyć...

[AniracK]

czemu te fotki musza obskoczyc kazde forum peżotowe? czy peżotomaniacy=posladkomaniacy? ;) :P :D

[marecek]

ja bym powiedział - po prostu - faceci :dzidzius

[APROPO]

:eek: :eek: :eek: skad macie zdjecia mojej dziewczyny ?? :lol: :lol:

widzialem to kiedys i owszem jest na czym oko zawiesic :P

[kelly]

To jest bardzo znana pupa internetowa :)

panowie pomyliło się wam. Nie pupy tylko pugi :P

[dziacial]

Oooooooo, Keyra :) Gdzies tam byly najnowsze zdjecia lepszej jakosci. A wogle to na zagranicznych forach nazywaja ja "The Ass" :)

[AniracK]

the ass :lol: :lol: :lol:
ja tam koneserem (ką :P) nie jestem ale... widac cos w tym musi byc skoro taka popularnosc ;) :P
albo ma dobry sztab reklamowy :lol: :lol:

[dziacial]

Rozwijajac watek tu jest konkurencja :) --> http://www.phun.org/phun/galleries/vida_guerra/vida-guerra-guera-pics-pictures-gallery.htm
a tutaj tak dla rownowagi --> http://www.phun.org/phun/galleries/lisa_chandler/lisa-chandler-pics.htm

[AniracK]

dla równowagi to ja teraz jakiś panów poprosze :P :P :P :P :P

[Janus]

taaaa......... ostatnio twórcy reklamy megane II chcą wykorzystać słabość facetów do krągłych pośladków wmawiając, ze megane II hatchback ma ładny tył :P

[kelly]

dla równowagi to ja teraz jakiś panów poprosze :P :P :P :P :P

ej no ja tez kcem ... babskie tyłeczki .... mamy na codzień hahaha :)) :P

[dziacial]

Cos kiedys bylo o wydechach Devil'a ale ja sie nie znam. To cos takiego jest? http://www.jackazz.nl/view.ass?p=ass39935.jpg

[Kudlacz]

ja chce taki wydech :):) BRYM BRYM ale bym pobrykal :P:P:P

[Venon]

:padam: :padam: :padam: zatkalo mnie :]

[APROPO]

cos podobnego co siedzi na motorze mam :P jeszcze tylko takiego motorku brakuje :D

pozdro

[dziacial]

cos podobnego co siedzi na motorze mam
powiedz temu "Cosiowi" ze jest Cosiem to bedziesz nie tylko motoru potrzebowal :D ;)

[AniracK]

ehehehehe... taaa no to ja mam takie.... nawet dwa! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[kelly]

:padam: :padam: :padam: zatkalo mnie :]
mnie z koleżanką też ... nie widzimy nic poza czarnym plackiem :P

[dziacial]

Smieszne koszulki :)

http://66.118.185.11/imagehigh/users/Attu/f/25072005072946_fl1.jpg
http://66.118.185.11/imagehigh/users/Attu/f/25072005072947_fl2.jpg
http://66.118.185.11/imagehigh/users/Attu/f/25072005072949_fl3.jpg

[marecek]

taaaaaaaa.... koszulki śmieszne?? :P :D :] :lol: ;-)

[Sparkling Cocktail]

eeeeeeeeeeeeee Przsada ...............

[AniracK]

ta ostatnia jest niezła :lol: :lol: :lol:

[ Dodano: 2005-07-25, 23:47 ]
eeeeeeeeeeeeee Przsada ...............
przesada te koszulki czy przesada ten rozmiar? ;)

[dziacial]

No koszulki, koszulki. A co innego wam po glowach chodzi? Ostatnia jest taka intermetowa :)

[Janus]

ostatnia to esencja htmla :P

[Kudlacz]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: patrz mi w oczy :P:P:P:P:P:P :hyhy::hyhy::hyhy::hyhy::hyhy::hyhy::hyhy::hyhy:

[weede]

co 3 głowy to nie jedna :P

[Swoop]

ale fura Panowie ... :)

http://exhaust.tv/oksana/index.html

[AniracK]

no ładna furka... tylko COŚ (czy racej ktoś) ciagle mi zasłaniał i przeszkadzałw podziwnianiu :P

[ Dodano: 2005-07-26, 22:53 ]
PS - nie ma takie jwersji ale np z hmmm Colinem Farrelem? :P :P :P

[marecek]

FURA gites! Wystrój wnętrza też mi się podoba :] >>> MOD, poproszę o przeniesienie do tematu "tylko dla panów" :P :D :lol:

[Tasaczek]

Biore je (ją) wszystkie :roll:

[Janus]

MOD, poproszę o przeniesienie do tematu "tylko dla panów"
gotowe szefie :)
btw, niezły ten lambo diesel :P

[AniracK]

lambo diesel
:x :x :x on jeszcze nie wyszedł :P :P :P :P

[Sparkling Cocktail]

ale fura Panowie ... :)

http://exhaust.tv/oksana/index.html


ZAJEBISTA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAK TO ZAPIASĆ NA DYSK >>>

[dziacial]

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FałWej nie musi byc brzydki ;)
--> http://www.freshpictures.net/freshpic806.html
a dla lubiacych zagadki mozna znalezc 5 szczegołow rozniacy obrazki, oto drugi
--> http://www.freshpictures.net/freshpic174.html

[AniracK]

co Ty ogladasz za okropnosci!!!!

(o vw mowie of course :P )

[biszkopt]

całkiem pozytywne...

[mecenas]

http://elita.multipoker.com/messenger/index.html

a tu komendy do wpisania....



Show me your tits
Show me your butt
Get wet
Get naked
Dance
Get Coffee
You are hot
Put them on the glass
Telephone
Strip
Take a photo
Remove your panties
Strike a pose
Show me your ass
Shake that ass
Fuck you
Marry me
Prata svenska
Suck my cock
Bend over

[APROPO]

Get wet

moczy sie ?? :D :P

[ Dodano: 16-12-2005, 14:01 ]
glupia ta panna :D :P

[mecenas]

polewa sie woda.. fajne

[APROPO]

widzialem to kiedys tylko ze w innej scenerii :) nawet pani ta sama

[mecenas]

ja wole te z pierwszego mojego postu.. fajniej sie smieje

[Sparkling Cocktail]

http://www.itzik-gur.com/files/girls_selector.htm

[Swoop]

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/263/aczkolwiek6gx.jpg

[biszkopt]

Swoop to już było

[Shapeshifter]

Aczkolwiek wymiata :)

[Iceman_x]

;-)
niezłe linki
:P

[yo]

206 GTi, ;-) ;-) ;-)